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 - Fetches a joke from an API everyday and edits this README
 
-**What are bits?**
-*Tiny things left when you drop your computer down the stairs.*
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+**How did the programmer die in the shower?**
+*He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.*
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